You know your signature daiquiri is a hit when you have to create a Frequently Asked Questions about it. For some reason, none of my friends share my enthusiasm for the Tony's Liquor Eggnog Daiquiri (I think it is, essentially, folk art). When I visited Tony's recently and spoke with the owner, he reached under the counter and whipped out this Eggnog F.A.Q. And, because the world needs it, here is the high-res version, should you need to print out a copy.
I'm no math whiz, but if a "batch" of Eggnog contains over a half-gallon of Spiced Rum, and extra shots are available...my God, no wonder these things sell so well to the Line Avenue set. When you think about it, it's so smart: Line Avenue Self-Medicators + Holiday Stress and Contempt + Socially Acceptable, Insanely Strong Alcoholic Beverage That People Are Entertained By. That is a recipe for success.